Inner Peace-d
Just have to share this funny entry from Jemej's
Hmm... looks like I need to finish off that bottle of Sheridan in my fridge to get started on my inner peace.... then the Kahlua, the countless bottles of red wine that had been stocking up in Ms Clover's place, maybe those blocks of nutty chocolates also... I think I will most certainly attain the ultimate state of euphoria after that... ^.^
Received this from a colleague this morning:
So I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil Show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off the small bottle of White Zinfandel, another bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a sample pack of of Kalhula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Please pass this on to share with those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
Have a sane week ahead....
Hmm... looks like I need to finish off that bottle of Sheridan in my fridge to get started on my inner peace.... then the Kahlua, the countless bottles of red wine that had been stocking up in Ms Clover's place, maybe those blocks of nutty chocolates also... I think I will most certainly attain the ultimate state of euphoria after that... ^.^
From what I observed the last time, you are certainly capable of finishing all these up, and still STAY SANE!! Hahahahaa!
Posted by
Jemej |
11:19 AM
hee... after finishing all that you'll be feeling good.. that is if you ignore the additional 3 kg on the weighing scales.
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Anonymous |
2:10 PM